SECOND WIVES TO BE, COME IN HERE!!!!! PART 1

 

 Amarya ba kya lefi ko kin kashe dan masu gida.
but before you do the killing, abeg pack well lol!!!

So before he married you, ba abunda ba ze gaya miki ba,
ai hajara is this, hajara is that
hajara bata iya kwaliya ba, hajara bata iya girki ba.
in mara kunya ne ma har ta kai ga hajara is bad in bed!
i need to marry you to make my life complete!
i need to marry you dan hajara mata maza ce.
hajara dai kashin bayan mata.
so you, savior of man,
GOD sent to end man's suffering, you now make it a mission to save hajara's husband.
deep down kinsan hajara is not your mate at all!!! ai mijin ta na hanun ki.
Hajara mata ta rako dunya.
da an tambaye ki 'oh you are number 2?'

yes but the first wife is just there,
bama ya son ta. irin hadin gidan nan ne OMG you need to see her.
nothing wo.
can kuna magana da friends dinki mijin hajara se ya kira!
baby walahi yanzu na ke ba su zainab labarin ka.
lol ka bari!! i love you more!!
can ki ajiye  kina raha! live is beautiful!!!
you’ve got this! mijin hajara na hanun ki.

fast forward, akai gaisuwa, a sa rana komai dai na tafIya as planed.
ALHAMDULLILLAH

Ana daura aure ya kira ki!!
hello am i talking to Mrs Abubakar?
wayyo dadi kasheki!!
yau kin zama matar Abubakar
in the evening a tattara ki da komatsan ki a kai ki gidan miji!
#beautiful house dan your mom didn’t hold back!
komai na gani na fada.
dama dinner would follow suit

By 6 za’a fara makeup dan kinsan by 8 ya kamata amarya na venue, at least 2 hours for makeup da dan pre event photoshoot

an fara make up ke nan, Abubakar would call
da murnar ki da komai za ki dau waya dama you’ve not seen your husband all day!
HELLO!
se ki ji muryar shi ba walwala
honey lafiya?
lafiya kalau
menene toh naji muryar ka haka!
am fine
there is a little issue
menene?
munyi magana da mama and ta ce hajara  yakamata ta zo dinner din
WHATTTT?????
"Abubakar no for what now. this is my wedding! when she was doing her wedding i didn’t come wo!
gaskiya you should tell them wo"
ah!!!!
no!!
"babes calm down kiji
walahi i have tried convincing mama and every one involved amma kawai ba yadda zan yi!

babes i love you please do this for me. pleases honey loops
kinji baby na pleeeeeease!

ke kuma in your mind thinking you are in control reluctantly says ok to shi ke nan

jikin ki na rawa nan da nan za ki kira maman ki!
mama kin ji wai hajara za ta zo dinner!!
'wanne irin za ta zo dinner'
walahi mama yanzu ya gaya min!

wa!! ikon ALLAH gani nan

your over confident mom would now come with another set of clothing and jewelry!

oya makeup artist change that eye color see what she is wearing now!!!

Habawa in a few minutes wane dawisu!
kyau is an understatement!

your necklace and your outfit are competing for attention!!!
 kwaliya dai ta kai kwaliya!
over the top ma dai if you ask me!

Can its 8.30 you now call Abubakar
hello are you on your way?
yes actually muna gate!

ok bari mu sakko


Can se kika hango ango
oh it feels like for ever baki ganshi ba
da yake dai ba kunya gareki ba se kika rungume shi!

aka dan yi shewa kinsan gidan biki!

can za ki bude owner’s conner ki shiga se ki tuna oh! that's where he would sit.
se ki zaga, kawar ki na tafe da train din rigarki a hannu!
you open the door to sit and you get the shocker of your life!!!
Hajara sitting pretty a owner’s corner!!!

WHAAAAAAAAT!
yes
tana zaune a hakimce!
omo you go feel like se you go faint!
wetin be this na!
am i dreaming
no, no be dream wo na life scenario

any way with a lot of ajiyar zuciya you enter the car,
budar bakin ta se ta ce
wai!  Abubakar amaryar masha ALLAH
by now you are dazed!
mafarki ko zahiri!
my sister no be dream!

The fool in front would just smile that kind smile that has noise!

as its dark, you just caught a glimpse of what she is wearing!
but as GOD would have it, se ga wutar street light a traffic!,
you would now see hajara in all her glory!
 Ashe dai hajara ba mummuna ba ce, ta sha face beat kamar model!
walahi you would think she was the bride!! OMG no no
you could swear you saw the dress she is wearing a shagon hudayya!
INALILLAHI WA INA ILLAHIR RAJIUN
aiko ita ce!
subhanallah
na mutu na lalace!!!
haba wa se gumi!
for the first time in your life, your life would flash in front of your eyes!
ni Aisha what have i gotten my self into!!!
But you know there is no going back!
ALLAH ALLAH kike ku sauka ki ci wa abubakar mutunci!
why did he lie to you!
Kina dai ta ajiyar zuciya sama sama!

calm down Aisha you can do this, you keep assuring your self!

finally after what seemed like for ever, se ku isa venue din dinner

a gaban idon ki Abubakar ze bude wa hajara kofa,
she comes down and leans in ta mishi hug, ta dan mishi kiss din larabawa wato na left and right!
wayyo bakin cikin duniya!!!

se ya zago kan nan ma kin bude taki kofar kina kokawa da train din riga!!!
he helps you down dan bakin ciki ko kallanshi kin kasa yi!

can kuna tsaye jugun jugun se ace its time to come in!
Abubakar holds your hand then goes and holds hajaras hand and proceeds!
you now have irin out of body experience din nan!
is this not the ugly hajara,
the hajara he hates, the hajara that he can’t stand!
then some thing tells you ke asiri ta mishi dan he hates her!
any thing to console your self sha!

inalillahi wa inaillahir rajiun!

now you can see her clearly
WHAAAAT!
how can i compete with this!
wow
the woman exudes confidence
tun da kuka shiga ta ke murmishi tana daga hannu kamar yar siyasa! wane malia a bebeji!!!
omo babes you done die!

buried in your thots looking like a zombie, the MC  would anonce your first dance.
yawwa at least a time alone with abubakar!!!
se ki tashi da kyar, with zero confidence ku je dance floor.
fara rawan ku ke da wuya hajara and her friends se su nufo ku!
kash!
hajara would open her purse and break the seal of 100k, 1000 naira note ta farawa wa mijin ta kari!
se ga ki wawuya kina tsaye kin zama hoto.
tana zuba mishi kawayenta na zuba mata.
you are tempted to leave the floor coz men it aint funny but can se ki hang yan gidan ku lol
 #dangi to the rescue!!!

hajara would finish 100k on her husband then she would now open her bag again, can se ki hango jajayen notes. 100 naira note. she is sending message wo.#ruwa ba sa’an kondo bane!!
 nawawo.
can this day get any worse for you! my darlyn it would calm down

you now finally take your seats after the drama that just happened!!
kin cika da bakin ciki!

you can spot them with coner eye suna hira hajara na gigling looking all shades of fine!
kai ALLAH  ya isa

can ana cikin haka se Abubakar ya zo ya rada miki abu a kune
babe “hajara needs to leave, zan raka ta gidda na dawo”
what ban game ba!!!!!
but before you can react hajara ta zo ta muku tsaye!
you can’t help but smile.
ok za ki tafi?
yes aisha!

Zan je gida. enjoy the rest of the night!!!
se ta rungumo ki!!!
ta miki kiss din larabawa. oh ke shatuwa kinga ta kan ki!!!

kina zaune a stage kina hango su hajara ta rike hannun mijin ta sun fice!
at this point you can’t hold it any more se kuka!!!

kash what a bakin ciki!!!

any way
an hour later Abubakar comes back
dama you have been keeping time!

dan tsabar gaskiya ta miki yawa you dont even know how to react!

so you are mute!!
yai ta miki wasa on your way home amma inna!
kina ta sake sake a zuciyar ki!
so why did abubakar lie to you
why did he call her ugly and classless
saying he didn’t love her and zaman hakuri yake da ita!
why why why!!!


My sister haka suke!
Degree gare su in karya
and PHD in deceit

iam not discouraging you my darlyn but my dear you have to stay woke!!!

A man that hates his wife would never live with her!
babu zancen maneji!!!
if you go in blind to walahi hajara na shirin baki the surprise of your life!
Be ready, yes he loves you but yana kaunar uwar yaran sa!
hakuri kawai zakiyi ku zauna!
Enjoy your first seven days kan ku koma sharing!!!