It was a beautiful summer weekend, and in Nigeria weekends are mostly
for weddings and parties, it is a tradition that one must attend either of the
two , if it happens to fall within your circle. a very dear friend of mine was
getting married on this very summer weekend, as a bridesmaid it was my duty to
slay, it was a success. successful because i happen to get a glimpse of one of
the groomsmen and so the journey begins.
After the wedding and
bidding farewell to the newlyweds, the groomsmen offered to take some of the
bridesmaid back to their various destinations, which was another state
entirely, it would take about 5 hours to get to my destination, as faith will
have it, i was paired with the same groomsman of the previous night, his name
was mr x. we set out on this journey in a sienna, a friend of mine was sitting
at the back with one of the groomsmen, i was sitting in the middle with two
guys, and one of them was my new found crush, while my other friend was sitting
in front with the other guy, who was driving, it was a share and equal
proportion. we laughed and joked a lot, and then the chemistry was strongly brewing, on our way i saw a farm and i asked to get some of their products, mind you i am lactose intolerant but i still went ahead to satisfy my craving, mr x been a gentleman paid for all of us, I had a feeling he was a keeper, because he was slowly showing all the attributes, from our conversations, paying the bill for all of us and how he carried himself with class.
proportion. we laughed and joked a lot, and then the chemistry was strongly brewing, on our way i saw a farm and i asked to get some of their products, mind you i am lactose intolerant but i still went ahead to satisfy my craving, mr x been a gentleman paid for all of us, I had a feeling he was a keeper, because he was slowly showing all the attributes, from our conversations, paying the bill for all of us and how he carried himself with class.
About a hundred kilometers into the journey, i had a rumble in my tummy,
i did not panic at first, i thought it was just a sign of indigestion, but
slowly i started sweating, i covered my face with a veil, remember i was
sitting between two guys and i was gradually developing a strong feeling for
one, why on earth will something like this happen to me on this journey, i kept
pondering. for a minute i blacked out, and mr x asked if everything was fine, i
just said i was having a fever because the sweat won't stop, i saw a mosque
nearby and i asked the person driving to stop, with the excuse that i was about
to go and pee lol, we all know it was the opposite, on getting their i couldn't
use the toilet because it was too messy, i decided to take flagyl, thinking it
would be my saving grace, i came back to the car and i acted normal.
At a
point i was using my legs as brake, yes brake, you know how when you are
driving a car and the only thing that slows you down and stops you from hitting
something is the brake right, that was how my legs were saving me from embarrassing
my entire being. i was sweating continuously, mr x was a little bit confused, he
was trying to put one and two together, to figure out exactly what was wrong
with me, so i get a hold of my phone, my screen was blurry but i figured a way
out to send a text to my friend who was sitting directly behind me, i told her
to tell them she was pressed so i won't make my situation obvious, she
complied, but the problem was that all the places we stopped were not secured
and the guys insisted on a secured environment but i couldn't hold it, it was getting dark and we saw a filling
station, i told them to stop, i said my friend would manage the place and i
would be her guide, funny how she is the one that is pressed but i jumped out
of the car as fast as possible, went straight behind the filling station and
did my business, at last i could breath well, i sensed freedom for i thought i
was in bondage, my friend laughed hysterically because it was the first time
she has seen me like that without an ounce of shame.
I came
back to the car looking refreshed and happy, it was at that point that Mr X
figured everything, he looked at me and whispered, it's okay, we are all humans,
i couldn't deny it, all i wanted was for the ground to open so i get swallowed.
i have never been embarrassed in my entire life the way i did on that glorious
summer weekend.................
Omg this got me laughing. Mehnnn! Am in love wid these stories
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