YAN MATAN BORNO (CALABAR GIRLS OF THE NORTH)

SECOND WIVES TO BE, COME IN HERE!!!!! PART 1

 

 Amarya ba kya lefi ko kin kashe dan masu gida.
but before you do the killing, abeg pack well lol!!!

So before he married you, ba abunda ba ze gaya miki ba,
ai hajara is this, hajara is that
hajara bata iya kwaliya ba, hajara bata iya girki ba.
in mara kunya ne ma har ta kai ga hajara is bad in bed!
i need to marry you to make my life complete!
i need to marry you dan hajara mata maza ce.
hajara dai kashin bayan mata.
so you, savior of man,
GOD sent to end man's suffering, you now make it a mission to save hajara's husband.
deep down kinsan hajara is not your mate at all!!! ai mijin ta na hanun ki.
Hajara mata ta rako dunya.
da an tambaye ki 'oh you are number 2?'

TITI ATIKU DUPED N918 MILLION

Ah ikon ALLAH kudi na inda suke!!!

 

Titi Atiku, wife of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, on Tuesday told an Ikeja High Court that she trusted a business partner who allegedly defrauded her of N918 million because of his status as a pastor.

I thought that the first defendant, being a pastor, he will not defraud me.

“I thought that he was being genuine with me during our business dealings,” Mrs Abubakar said while being cross examined in the ongoing fraud trial against a pastor, Nsikakabasi Akpan-Jacobs, Abdulmalik Ibrahim and Dana Motors Ltd.

TENTH ENTRY (MAKEUP GONE WRONG BY FAIZA)

Salam, jama'a kuna lafiya? Hmmm , now the most embarrassing of embarrassment was pretty embarrassing...lol (goes to show u how embarrasing that was).

      Lemme give u a bit of a background dan ku gane labarin da kyau. I am a makeup artist and fashion designer based in kano.i have a small studio at home i work from, nothing big,just enough to start from. Saboda ban da brand and a flashy studio i have had to deal with alot of attitudes. People just box you into a category of anya kuwa ta iya. So sometimes i get pretty pissed off at people, you work so hard to break even and you have to prove yourself every single time.

    This particular incidence wasnt too long ago. People who know me and know my work mostly refer me to other people. This particular bride came as a referral.ta kirani a waya, keche wanche? Our troubles started when she wanted a trail. told her no problem but she had to pay a fee for trail (saboda na gaji da en iskan mutane suzo trail bazasu biya ba sai ki gansu da makeup din a prewedding pictures,ashe playing dinki akayi) she dint want to pay the trail fee,but because of the person who referred her i did that trail free of charge cos ina kwadayin samun aikin. Abun haushin was every single step of the way this girl complained and complained ,i dont like this brand, are your brushes sanitised? I am not comfortable, can i see every step of what you are doing? I dont like my brows that way. And i smiled and apologised and did every single thing she wanted while still explaining why i did it my way. Kun ruga kun san na sike,kamar na naushi ar iska. 

ALLAHU AKBAR AFTER 17 YEARS OF WAITING, THEY ARE BLESSED WITH 6

 
 United States -based Adeboye and Ajibola Taiwo have been blessed with septuplets: three boys and three girls after 17 years of trying to conceive.
The children were born on May 11 at VCU Medical center in Richmond, Virginia.

They said they were actually expecting four after hearing four heartbeats when they went to their first ultrasound in November.

NINETH ENTRY I LOVE YOU BY AISHA)

 
SS3: The mouse race to prepare you for the rat race.
Some of life’s events are easily forgotten, while others remain so fresh in the brain as if they had happened the previous day. To me, an embarrassing moment is that time when one wishes the earth could develop an opening and swallow him or her. The discomfort felt within those few minutes are felt as if time isn’t moving.
How it happened
My most embarrassing moment is still fresh in my memory. Once upon a time I was in my final year in high school, or rather SS3, as we call it in Nigeria. ‘Naive’ was a word that could be used to describe me. Silly things like being popular, dating the finest boy, having the latest shoes and so, were my priorities. Anyway, back then I was dating this boy named Hafiz, he was one of the most popular boys in Abuja, and all the girls liked him. The story of how we met is quite long, but worthy of mention. I met Hafiz at his house on a sunny afternoon in Asokoro when I went to visit his sisters. I went there with my friend Fatima, who was already friends with him. As my driver was pulling through Hafiz’s house, Hafiz was outside. To cut the long story short, my driver dropped us and Hafiz started walking towards us to say hi to my friend. They exchanged their hellos, but he said nothing to me. He just kept looking at me in a way I cannot describe. After exchanging their hellos, we went upstairs to see his sisters and shortly after, he came to the room and just sat there like he was invited. Even though he was totally ignored. Moving on, we eventually left their house with him still not saying a word to me but “seeing” a word to me. Get it?? Seeing? It’s a joke: D.

EIGHT ENTRY MR KIDNAPPER BY ALIYA

 

A family friend of ours was getting married and the wedding dinner was later at night, I had dragged my last kobo,#1500 and had carried my two yam legs to the salon to stretch my hair wai ni adole team natural hair. Mama had already warned me to forget about it because the weather was unstable, one minute it will be clear, and the next it will be pregnant. But no,Amira didn't listen, Amira had to slay.

My hair was hanging well below my shoulders after the yeye looking salon woman was done. Fam! I had already envisioned it hanging out of my gyale while I do rawan kai all over the wedding hall because the abokan ango are sure to be loaded,I mean his father is into oil, oily kids only hang around with fellow oily or political kids. Slayage was calling my name. And to top it all, I am going to be the MC to the event, all eyes were to be on me that night, looking drab was not even an option (Besides I was a damn good MC if I could say so myself).